Are you ever watching the entire youtube playlist of Beyonce’s music videos (as one does), and you’re just like, “Goddammit Bey, stop being so fucking perfect.”
And then you slap your hand over your mouth, realizing what you’ve just said, but it’s too late. That energy is out there in the universe now, and if ever a single tragedy befalls Beyonce’s life, it will be on your head. What. Have. You. Done.